Et tu, Behhks?

Nicholus Scobbos Dominicus Brodeurus Timus Gavinus

That’s right, citizens of the Bostonus localus area!! The good denizens of 4 Upland Road are throwing a toga party on Saturday, September 4th. Come and cross the Rubicon (or the Charles) and booze it up with the boys of Upland (boozers maximus). We will be featuring such liquids to imbibe as mead and beer (well, at least beer).

Other key features:

    1. Lots of booze
    2. Caeser salad
    3. In Scobbos' room there will be a constant showing of "Spartacus" and other gladiator films for those interested in that kind of thing.
    4. Old Roman sports (spear throwing, bow and arrow shooting, merry making)

These are the same rambunctious youth who held a No-Pants party several years ago, and they are as serious now as they were then. The rule then was "If you are not sans-pants, you may not enter," and it still has not changed. This time, though, if you are not sans pants and with toga, you can hit the old roman road. So, a couple of rules:

    1. You must wear toga (It’s a freakin’ toga party, whaddya expect?)
    2. All bows and blades must be checked at the door for the general safety of the party goers. The last thing we need is Behhks going Brutus on us.
    3. You gotta booze.
    4. No talkin’ Latin.
    5. Bring your own Trojans

For directions, ask the nearest Visigoth or Ostrogoth tribe as they frequent our Brookline village (beware of Alaric, though). Give us a ring at DCVII-CCLXIV-LXXV-X (617-265-7510) if you need more info.

And remember: Don’t drink and chariot!!

Jordanus Getting Rejected cause he is too drunk.




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