Favorite member of the Pats: Drew "Donkey" Bledsoe Terry "I get hurt after each reception" Glenn Lawyah Milloy Teddy "Brewski" Bruschi
State you think we should get rid of: New Yahk New Yahk New Yahk New Yahk New Yahk New Yahk New Yahk New Yahk New Yahk AND Jersey
Favorite Beeyah: Bud Bud Lite Millah Millah Lite Cooahs Cooahs Lite Schlitz
Favorite Peace Agreement: Peace of Amiens Good Friday Peace Agreement Peace of Ass
Favorite Cah: Iroc Buick Skylahk Hahley
Favorite Place to Drink: Doyle's in J.P. Lewis' in Nahwood (love them paintings on the wall!) The Hahp in Boston Pahkin' Lot before a Pat's game Ovah at Bobby the T Drivah's place when his wife is away
Favorite music group/singer/performer: Aerosmith The Cahs Boston J. Geils Band Mighty Mighty Bostones Definitely not New Kids on the Block
How the hell you found this site: From a forwahded Email Link from anothah site Stumbled across it Was lookin' fah porn and "Masshole" came up
Favorite Baseball team: Red Sox Red Sox Red Sox Red Sox Red Sox Not the Yankees (but probably the Sox)
Please give us the faahthest coordinates from Boston that you have been:
Farthest North: Reveyah Peabody State liquor store just over the New Hampshire bohdah last Sunday cause ours is closed (damned Blue Laws) Some Italian Restaurant in the North End
Farthest South: Foxboro stadium to see the Pats, Brothah!! Automile on Route 1 in Nahwood to get my Buick skylahk Foxy Lady Some kinda Mick Bah in Southie
Farthest West: Wostah (Worchester) Springfield Behksheahs (Berkshire Mts) That wicked retahded kid Joey's place in Allston
Farthest East: Logan Airport Boston Hahbah That broad Melissa's place Cape Cod (once, to buy some wicked cheap lobstah)
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