Ah you from the Noth Shah? The South Shah? Woostah?, Slumahville? Medfield? Nahwood?, B'rica? or Anywhere in Between?

If you answered "Yeah Brotha" to any of these questions, you Brotha ah a Masshole! and this site is made for you.


Our guess is that you've probably had five ah six beeahs by now. If not, what are ya some kind a Donkey? get em' crackin' bratha and let us tell you a little about the idea behind masshole.com.

You see, we was drinkin one night, Budwiesahs of course.  And we decided that this intanet thing sucks, dude.  There ain't nothin but candy-ass computah nehd sites and "file not Found's". That sucks dude.  So this is what we plan to do to fix this unholy donkey of an electronic medium.

Now, before yous staht to complain about how horrible this page looks we gotta tell ya somethin'. First we don't care if you think it's ugly. Second, no true masshole wants to spend his time wehkin' on a computer and makin' intanet sites. Maybe some night when the Sox don't play and we run out of Budwiesahs and Coor's Lite (C.L. Smooths) we'll do somethin'. Howevah, until that time, this is whats you get, and we don't wanna hear jack monkey puddin' from ya unless you take our survey (link on the left).

    Stuff Allowed on masshole.com:
    1. More talk about the stuff that matters. You know, like anything in the 495 beltway.
    2. Hot broads.
    3. Review of all bahs that won't cahd too hahd.
    4. Pete Carroll's a donkey so is that freakin' Duquette. Tupa's a traitah and Parcell's the bomb, brotha.
    5. BC, UMASS, NothEastern and other hahf-literate univehsity spohts
    6. Hockey
    7. Divinity of Doug Flutie - can he walk on watah or what?
    8. Budwiesah and other domestic bee-ahs.


    Stuff not allowed on masshole.com:

    1. Computahs
    2. Wehk
    3. Broads' TV shows (like Ally McSomethin'. What is she a lawyah? come on!)
    4. Broads' Movies
    5. Bee-ah not in a can like that dahk imported crap
    6. Anything outside of 495
    7. Especially New Yahk

    Want to e-mail us and let us know what else sucks about computahs, and what's wicked cool about Massholes? Write us a freakin' lettah (see below). Click HERE to see what Masshole.com visitahs have had to say so fah.

    Advanced Warning
    Whilst we really hate the blinkin' thing on the intanet, we had to get ya attention. There is a new and faux Masshole site comin' up. Some Hollywood types ah makin' a movie called "Massholes", and already someone registahed the site www.massholes.com. We tried to get it, but were too late comin' home from the bahs one night and we missed the chance to get it. Please don't go to that site until we see the movie and approve it. It could be an anti-Masshole flick, and it has in it a bunch of non-Masshole actahs hangin' around in Southie. Them foreign actahs will probably steal all our chicks. Stay tuned to the real intanet site, www.masshole.com (that's "masshole" with no freakin' "s" at the end).

    Visitah numbah since August 1999: 10000

    Latah, Dude.


     




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